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This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Void where prohibited.
Some assembly required.
List each check separately by bank number.
Batteries not included.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Subject to CAB approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings.
For recreational use only.
Do not disturb.
All models over 18 years of age.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Subject to change without notice.
Times approximate.
Simulated picture.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only.
As seen on TV.
One size fits all.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
Slippery when wet.
For office use only.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television.
Keep cool.
Process promptly.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
List was current at time of printing.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
At participating locations only.
Not the Beatles.
Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not write below this line.
Falling rock.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your canceled check is your receipt.
Add toner.
Place stamp here.
Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No purchase necessary.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flames.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Booths for two or more.
Check here if tax deductible.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Price does not include taxes.
No Canadian coins.
Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
No solicitors.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
List at least two alternate dates.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free before digging.
Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Your mileage may vary.
This post does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my dog.
Don't quote me on that.
Don't quote me on anything.
All rights reserved.
You may distribute this post freely but you may not make a profit from it.
Terms are subject to change without notice.
Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail.
Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law.
Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat.
No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only.
This post is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted.
Caveat emptor.
post is provided "as is" without any warranties.
Reader assumes full responsibility.
An equal opportunity post.
No shoes, no shirt, no posts.
Quantities are limited while supplies last.
If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center.
Read at your own risk.
Parental advisory - explicit lyrics.
Text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised.
Keep away from sunlight.
Keep away from pets and small children.
Limit one-per-family please.
No money down.
No purchase necessary.
You need not be present to win.
Some assembly required.
Action figures sold separately.
No preservatives added.
Slippery when wet, Safety goggles may be required during use.
Sealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is broken.
Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse.
If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading.
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Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place.
Keep away from open flames.
Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes.
Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source.
Smoking this post could be hazardous to your health.
The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom.
No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added.
If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician.
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Kore Gaming.
Caution: Kore Gaming may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Kore Gaming contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Kore Gaming on concrete.
Discontinue use of Kore Gaming if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech, Temporary blindness, Profuse Sweating, or Heart palpitations.
If Kore Gaming begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Kore Gaming may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Kore Gaming should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Kore Gaming, Team {KHI}, and it's parent company, Kore Heavy Industries, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Kore Gaming includes an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Kore Gaming has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Kore Gaming.
May cause any of the aforementioned effects and/or death.
posts are ribbed for your pleasure.
Offer valid only at participating sites.
Slightly higher west of the Rockies.
Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
Must be 18 to read.
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